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A German last name slaughtered by the English into "Whitman". Generally misspelled because of Whitman chocolates and Walt Whitman. Now all the Wittmans in the world are forever cursed with the saying "No h, two t's", and the stupid little red line that appears because of SpellCheck.
Person 1: Walt Whitman and Whitman chocolates are both great, but neither of them can spell.
Person 2: Poor things, don't they know it's
Wittman?
Wittman by BWittyAlways August 21, 2008
Related Words
wnttm Wittman wittmann Wittman Wonder Wittmer wnstmsidk WNTT wttmb WTTMF Wyttm
person 1: bush is an ass
person 2: WTTMF
WTTMF by catz123 November 21, 2010
Wifey says: sweety, WNTT
Hubby says: what did I do now?
WNTT by kangz December 9, 2009

Nick Ronald wittmeyer 

Always packing the bunk and the dip
Hey nick Ronald wittmeyer you going to pack the bunk

*punch*
A child of german descent who smurfs in the hit game VALORANT and is good at swimming
Ryan is such a Wittmer! He is so good at swimming and VALORANT!
Wittmer by JawnDoe October 3, 2023
A not very smart kid. One that usually breaks his shoulder on something stupid like a bleacher or wall. Most likely will play a small instroment.
Bro that kid is such a freaking Wittman.
Wittman by The Hero Man October 20, 2020