wizzle wozzle 

Term used to describe unexplained, unexpected phenomena manifesting itself as a localized space-time event linkage between our reality and a disturbing meta-verse platform known only as "Mark Seven".

Don't blame me for that delicious lemon tart you were half way through eating turning into elephant feces, blame the wizzle wozzle.

wizzle wozzle by The Dreaded Lurgi July 27, 2010

wizzle wuzzle 

Complete randomness intended to make someone laugh.

First uttered by Bart in a 'classic' Simpsons episode 1F11 Bart Gets Famous.

Commonly used now to introduce oneself, change the subject, fill in dead air, or mess with people to get reactions.

Acceptably used at any moment in any situation one would like.

Wizzle wuzzle!

Wizzle wuzzle?

Wizzle wuzzle.

wizzle wuzzle by JewishMofo January 20, 2011

Wizzle Wazzle 

Used to describe blending, mixing or churning.

"Chuck it in your blender & give it a quick wizzle wazzle"

Wizzle Wazzle by Thekaleguy July 31, 2021

Whimmy Wham Wham Wozzle 

What you say when you are the "The Original Party Worm" from Planet Wormulon.

"Party on Contest Winners......Whimmy Wham Wham Wozzle!"

Whimmy Wham Wham Wozzle by DirtyXVegas August 21, 2009

WIZLE or WIZZLE 

WIZLE or WIZZLE

Verb form of wiz, Khalifa or wizz meaning to urinate.

see weezy, wizy or wizzy

DAMN foo he be a wizzle.

Before we go to the bar I gots to Khalifa, the lines are way to long once we get there.

I don't care what you call it, WIZLE or WIZZLE, I got to go now!

WIZLE or WIZZLE by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008

wizzle stick

wizzle = piss/urinate
basically wizzle stick is just slang for penis,

he has a cheesy wizzle stick

wizzle stick by hmmmnz January 22, 2008

Wizzle Reject 

Lames that can’t hang with the real. They enjoy starting drama, creating unnecessary beef, and always will have the victim mentality. If you ever meet a Wizzle Reject make sure to ignore them or annoy the shit out of them.

Wizzle Rejects ain’t shit and can never be real Wizzles.

Wizzle Reject by HTS Wizzles June 5, 2018