Apollo's Windmill

When two men 69 in a standing position, and then proceed to cartwheel.

"Did you see Reggie and Josh last night?"
"Yeah! They were Apollo's Windmill'ing down the street!"

Apollo's Windmill by Basco Dragoon October 24, 2019

windmill spread 

A deviant act that has most of the events of an eskimo trebuchet, but with a few shit twists. A windmill spread is where the man puts his dick between his legs and is being sucked off from behind, but then sharts all over the face of the blow-jobber. He then rubs his Peter all over their shart-ridden face, coating his cock in the slippery shit, before finally spreading flecks of squit into the air by willy-windmilling for the blow-jobber to catch in their gob.

"Jeremy made me a windmill spread last night after he got squits from that dodgy takeaway down the lower end of the High Street. I've got lockjaw now, but I'm still one lucky lady."

windmill spread by Leper96 October 21, 2019

windmill style 

Windmill style is the name given to a unusal style of street fighting.

It is unique and not very pretty to watch. If it is performed correctly by a person who has the right attitude, lets say a demented psycho. It can be extremely effective.

But hey if nothing else, It sound like you mean business at least.

"If you don't shut your fucken squeal hole real soon, I'm gunna come over there and fucken fly you windmill style, ya cunt!"

windmill style by dj shiva August 6, 2007

windmill slap 

throwing your arm up in a counterclockwise motion, over your head and back down again (making an invisible circle with your hand), striking the ass of your lover on the upstroke while doing it doggy style

Then I gave her a windmill slap, like I'm Peter Townshend.

windmill slap by IceWater With Lemon January 5, 2009

Windmill Dick Slap

When you propel your man meat in a circular motion mimicking that of a helicopter or a windmill. When inertia has reached its apex one may exert their cosmic dong clock onto un-expecting objects and/or bystanders. Perfected by Willy Nelson in the late 1980's, this of course inspiring his hit single "whip that sausage right round."

Slappee: Why does my head hurt?

Slapper: Well my good sir, due to the omega Windmill Dick Slap I had bestowed onto your forehead, you had slipped into a coma for 27 years 36 days only to be awoken by yet another Windmill Dick Slap to your forehead. And that my friend is why your head hurts.

Windmill Dick Slap by iHateTheUmbrellas June 22, 2011

Sticky Windmill

When a man ejaculates when the penis is not erect causing it to spin from the force of the ejaculation

Dam that sticky windmill really messed up my walls

Sticky Windmill by Krabby June 16, 2009

Stinging Windmill 

A threesome position involving two men and a woman or three men. The first male lays on the bed/ground and the woman sits on his penis. The female then starts to spin around and as this is happening the other male stands with his penis where the womans face is, so as she is spinning she gets slapped by it.

OMG Daria is so drunk! Lets give her a Stinging Windmill!

Stinging Windmill by Jesus McJew June 13, 2007