wilkie 

wilkie is the type of guy to wake up on a sunday morning after an absolute skunk of a night and instead of make himself a nice morning cuppa, he will pack himself a ripper of a beug. he'll look up, stare into your eyes and say play farken ball kid, in that moment wilkie is prepared for anything. not to mention he is just a menace of bloke, stinks beers like water and slams 7s for breakfast. bailey lives life by a, do first, think later mentality, kinda a blessing he's still kickin.

example 1:
guy 1: hey man are you okay you like a bit off?
wilkie: well cunt its probly the fark load of md i just took, i need a beer and a 4, feelin kinda zapped

example 2:

wilkie: *blows 0.23 the next morning after town*
cops: you should eat man, it'll help
wilkie: fark off cunt eat is cheating

wilkie by legaliseroofies November 2, 2020

wilkie 

someone who gets more pussy than a dildo does. a wilkie gets so many bitches he cant even fit them in the white house

holy shit look at that wilkie

wilkie by quandian javs May 10, 2016

wilkie 

biggest pleb around

is constantly on drugs and has loads of hoes

ew stop being a wilkie. not cool

wilkie by lib #3rd noob October 29, 2020

Wilkie 

The hardest partying town on the prairies, often confused with such great places as Las Vegas and New York. But it is a proven fact that Wilkie parties harder and anyone from there can drink an Irishman under the table, with both hands behind his back.

Man that place is fucking awesome, its definetly a Wilkie.

I'm so bored, lets go find a Wilkie.

Wilkie by PSherman44Sidney December 28, 2010

Wilkie 

A shitthole 45 minutes away from North Battleford, a crackhead shitthole.

All they do with there money is fund a rink that they only use for shitty little league hockey, they don't even have there own hockey team they share it with Biggar so they don't seem like total dusters against Unity.

Wilkie says that they aren't cousin fuckin' hillbillies like Macklin, but everyone who doesn't have the last name Sittler or Cey knows the truth.
Most people they're are either prudes, fake, snakes, snitches or hillbillies, sometimes all.

"Yeah those dusters are from Wilkie, one's over there flirting with his cousin"
"That Cey from Wilkie gave his sister an Alabama hot pocket "

Wilkie by Good-ol'-country-rapper October 17, 2019

Wilkie 

To be obsessed with a woman, or man, that is way out of said person's league and be totally oblivous to it.

Also unable to take hint of dis-interest.

Did you see John with that chic? He was so Wilkie.

That was totally wilkish.

Wilkie by Alter 3g0 April 22, 2009

Wilkie 

to be fully dependant on another. one who is completely incapable of being to complete the most simple day to day tasks without screaming for help.

Seriously?! You can't do anything by yourself your such a wilkie

Wilkie by lonewolf0514 February 24, 2010