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Wienertunity 

1. An opportunity for your wiener. Such as a slutty girl that's had a lot to drink, or your friend's horny sister.
Upon arriving at the club...

Fella 1: Man look at all them bitches
Fella 2: Oh yeah, tons of wienertunity here...
Fella 1: Fo Sho
Wienertunity by Andy1984 March 14, 2008
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wienertizer 

:/ˈwinər-tī-zər/: A prank or joke, usually performed by children in grades 1-5, in which the target's penis, (hence wiener) is grabbed a shaken around in rough, jerking movements. The wienertizer is traditionally performed on the target while he is seated at a lunch table by a single assailant hidden beneath said table. A classic wienertizer typically involves the collusion of multiple "friends" who distract the victim in order to conceal the sudden disappearance of the assailant from the table.

Frequent performance of the wienertizer is a strong indicator of future homosexuality, while excessive wienertization can lead to serious developmental problems requiring years of therapy to unwind.
Dan (To Mike): Hey Dan, look over there! Is that tucan?
Mike: Huh, what?
(As Mike is distracted, Brian creeps under the table)
Mike: AAAARRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHH
Dan: OOOHhhhh, Brian gave you a wienertizer!

wienertank 

a bunch of hot dogs in a tank of water
"hey mark, check out that wienertank"
"hey mark, do you think we could fit one more into that wienertank?"
wienertank by merrrrk March 13, 2018

wienertized

When somebody gets traumatized by seeing a giant wiener
Since Cat saw a picture of Andy's wiener, she will forever be wienertized.
wienertized by yoyoninja91 September 3, 2010
This name is given to a person who loves challenge and will take anything to win, this person is also considered to be lovable by the people around him because of his charming personality, good attitude and a very hard-working person.
Winarto.
winarto by iWin88 November 22, 2021