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whirlwind 

Getting completley intoxicated with the substance of alcohol, possibly pills, and/or marijuana. There are five catagories of whirlwinds.

Catagory 1- Getting really drunk and making a few good memories.

Catagory 2- Getting REALLY drunk and having a fight, or just laughing the whole night.

Catagory 3- Getting even more drunk and possibly having a one night stand and/or group sex.

Catagory 4- Blacked out drunk, fighting, sexing, and maybe some crying.

Catagory 5- Drinking so much that you barely remember anything. Having sex with your loved one, and then waking up naked on top of your same-sex friend the next morning. A trip to Taco-Bell usually follows after at around 10 a.m.
"Holy shit, last night I got so drunk and had crazy sex. I laughed, I cried, and I woke up nakey. It was a whirlwind."
whirlwind by Kennn e December 20, 2008
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Whirlwind 

Verb: The act of becoming physically overfamiliar with a member of the opposite sex when in an advanced state of inebriation.

Noun: Someone who is caught in the above act
Verb: Man, look at him all over that girl, he's about to hit the whirlwind!

Noun: David is remarkably drunk tonight, he is such a whirlwind
Whirlwind by Dux81 July 17, 2006

whirlwind 

The act of shitting and puking at the same time.
Man I was takin a shit and I started puking, it was like a whirlwind.
whirlwind by Scott January 14, 2005

whirlwind 

a whirlwind is a sexual act where a woman's clitoris is licked in circles....
That boy sure knows how to give me a whirlwind!!!!
whirlwind by amc28016 February 15, 2012

Whirlwind 

A hard thing to get out of.
It wasn't the whirlwind that blew his 32 teeth into his brain, it was the homemade bomb she taped in his mouth (after which nobody could understand the words coming out of his mouth).
Whirlwind by The Original Agahnim November 27, 2021

Whirlwind II

A famous player on Runescape. Rumored to be either a non-crowned Jagex moderator that secretly bans botters or is an account of the Gower brothers - creators of Jagex.
Whirlwind II... Getting banned SUCKS!
Whirlwind II by Ghehard May 10, 2011

Whirlwind Trip

Someone who is on a visiting a place for a brief amount of time, usually a single day, before leaving for the next destination.
Mark took a whirlwind trip from Boston, New York City, and Baltimore over 3 days.
Whirlwind Trip by Howrd April 29, 2012