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An annoying little man who takes your money at the poker table.
That club hit on the river and you got weemonked! That little weemonk got you, again!!!
weemonk by jgw899 June 15, 2009
Related Words
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The sound a horse makes instead of a neigh, at least according to Spongebob Squarepants.
Found in the episode My Pretty Seahorse, where Spongebob finds Mystery the seahorse.
Mystery: neighhhhhhh
Mr. Krabs: What was that?
Spongebob: Just practicing my impression of Mystery, Mr. Krabs! Weesnaw!
Everyone seems to associate "Weesnaw" with that Spongebob episode with the pet seahorse Mystery. But there's also a scene from an episode of an old Winnie the Pooh cartoon series with the word "Weesnaw". In that scene, Pooh and his friends are in the grocery store, when Eeyore tests out a ball horn that makes a loud "weesnaw" sound, and the grocery store clerk says:
"Weesnaw? We don't sell any Weesnaw!"
Weesnaw by Pooh Bob October 18, 2019

Hannah Grace Wesson

Hey have you seen that stupid bitch lately? She’s such a Hannah Grace Wesson.
Hannah Grace Wesson by Milf42069 September 4, 2021

Insured by Smith and Wesson 

If you attempt to steal anything from a car or a house; the owner reserves the right to stick a gun in your face.
The thief entered the house and discoved, to his chagrin, that it was insured by Smith and Wesson. Funeral Arrangements are pending.

Smith and Wesson 

the two best friends to bring to any kind of fight.
Cop: "Watch your step, perp."
Perp: "Oh yeah? Who's gonna make me?"
Cop: "Me and Smith and Wesson."
Smith and Wesson by Figleaf23 July 20, 2008