Woo Back Wednesday is a day to recognize the goat, Pop Smoke. It takes place every Wednesday and you must celebrate his life on this day. WOO BACK BABY. RIP POP
Person 1: Why are you only listening to pop smoke today?
Person 2: CUZ ITS WOO BACK WEDNESDAY TODAYYYYYY
Wednesday Bubism is the act of partaking in what would seem to be an extravagant weekend outing on a Wednesday, in order to alleviate the pain of all the pressures that life throws at you. A central aspect of Wednesday Bubism, apart from getting intoxicated, is taking vast amounts of cocaine throughout the outing, with lines being referred to as 'pythons' due to their immense size.
Friend: 'Tough week, I need a break before I collapse.'
Friend 2: 'I feel you, what about some Wednesday Bubism?'
Friend: 'Say no more' *takes out bag filled with some ominous white powder, reminiscent of fish scales*
A ritual where the participants, sit down and blaze all Wednesday. Weednesday is announced at noon and everybody is welcome except Bongsucking leeches...
Eirik: Man last weednesday was wicked.
Henrik: Yeah, too bad Pål Got bong sickness and barfed us out of the house.
Eirik + Henrik: We hereby annonuce the weednesday started:
Everybody else: yeah lets get high!
Halvard: Yeah!
Henrik + Eirik: Go home you bongsucking leech!