waterhead 

Originaly slang for someone who is Hydrocephalic , but which has now come to refer to any severe idiot or retarded individual.

Jones you mindless waterhead, how many times do I have to tell you not to stick the plastic bag over your head and play astronaut?!

waterhead by Stephen Daedalus July 5, 2007

waterhead 

someone who lacks common sense and intelligence

otler

Otler lacks common sense so Makanuchi Kim called him a waterhead.

The waterhead came into ventrilo and did not say a word.

waterhead by WooWoo Brothers May 1, 2006

waterhead 

a retard, or someone being retarded

Look at the short bus full of waterheads

waterhead by Meat Paddy April 28, 2003

Waterhead 

A person who is very much less than intelligent and may border on retardation. A person who may be the offspring of an incestuous union, such as siblings or parent/child. The person may exhibit traits such as an enlarged head or eyes that are set too close together.
nimrod moron ditchdigger

Waterheads make me laugh because their eyes are so close together.

Waterhead by undertheradar22 January 22, 2014

waterhead 

Cant complete simple tasks or objectives without screwing them up and making things worse than they are.

Jonesy is such a waterhead

waterhead by M0nks July 30, 2006

waterhead 

Waterhead (noun): According to the outlaw-journalist Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, a waterhead is a weird (in the lowest sense of the word) individual, often of some social/political power that achieved said power through nepotism or by being a Greedhead.

It is implied that this weirdo has no brains & no real value other than to be Doomed. A waterhead behaves as a stooped, irrational blemish to his/her country.

From "Where the Buffalo Roam", based on the twisted legend of Hunter S Thompson:

The Gallow brothers -- Ernest and Julio -- party guys who had skinned a few Mexicans and forced them to carry them on their shoulders down to the pre-game tailgate parties at the colosseum. The Pepsi and Coka Cola bottlers of America -- Coke adds life; It's the real thing -- bombarded by missiles; flying flaming matchbook covers. The waterheads from General Motors up in the top seats where they belong; getting the worst of the pollution. All sorts of weird motherfuckers were at the game.

waterhead by Painted city March 13, 2013

Waterhead 

When someone is completely lacking in any common sense whatsoever; a very stupid and clueless person

That nutter over their just dropped the tree limb on A customers vehicle. That kid is a fuckin waterhead

Waterhead by Kyle Whyte May 7, 2018