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Gorilla from Wasilla 

Sarah Palin, the dim-witted former half-Governor of Alaska, originally from Wasilla. See also Caribou Barbie.
I was at the zoo in Anchorage earlier today and I was surprised to see the Gorilla from Wasilla and her circus entourage on display there for a media event.
Gorilla from Wasilla by dookeyboy November 21, 2010

Willical 

1. A mating call used by Yorkshire Munters.

2. The mating ritual of a tumor ridden mushroom.
"Lets get Willical, bitch"
"Toad just got willical with Birdo"
Willical by Annoying_big_brothers January 11, 2009

Wasilla Girl 

A Wasilla girl is interested in married or otherwise taken men-usually much older men. Their goal is to get a man to leave everything for her and fall in love, then he will be ghosted. These are not hit or miss attributes, but all inclusive; meaning a Wasilla girl will do all of these, not just some. You will know them by the warnings from others that say things like "I can't really explain, but I've seen her over and over to different people so keep your distance". They are great at acting, and will always convince their victims that they are the absolute exception. They joke about things such as collecting jars of men's tears. They eventually turn into bloated and horrendously bitter women at Walmart who ride the electric scooter, altho they can walk, and run over people's toes then tell at them for being in the way.
Stay away from Becky. She's a Wasilla Girl!
Wasilla Girl by Concrete Coyotes November 7, 2019

Wasilla high school

Where all the druggies and sluts in the Mat-su valley go to school. Having sex or even being around the skanks that walk those halls will result in a variety of STD's. They have shitty everything for sports. their principal is really cool but other than that the only positive thing is the aids on the toilet seats.
Bristol Palin went to Wasilla High School....just like her momma.

Wasilla Blackberry

Notes written in the palm of your hand, used to remember what it is you're supposed to say
Sarah Palin referred to her Wasilla Blackberry during her interview at the Tea Party Convention.

Wasilla withdraw 

While having anal intercourse one must yell the phrase "drill, baby, drill" several times. Right before your partner is about to climax you pull out leaving the job unfinished. Ideally you should then cum all over their clean laundry, sofa, or other valuable item then cover up by saying "environmental disasters are a part of life, its not my job to clean it up". You then go on a speaking tour charging mutual friends $10 a pop to retell the story.

P.s. Bonus points are awarded if while on top of a fat chick you state "I can see russia from up here".
I pulled the old "Wasilla withdraw" on my ex last night. Want to hear the story? Only cost you $10.
Wasilla withdraw by si_ex_pat September 4, 2010