Down in the dumps, sulking, crestfallen, downcast, told off, scolded, lamenting, feeling sorry for yourself, making sad puppy eyes
Originates in southern England in the mid 1980s at first to describe a dog begging for tidbits and later expanded to people overtly displaying needy sadness
"Dude, this girl from Waldoboro Maine just messaged me on Facebook!"
"Stay the fuck away from her yo, her whole family is incest and i heard she got herps from her cousin dad brother uncle"