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Watashiwa Kira Desu 

"I am Kira" Last thing you'll hear before you die.
Criminal: who are you?
Kira: Watashiwa kira desu...
Criminal: UGH *clutches heart, eyes wide open*
Kira: *grin*
Watashiwa Kira Desu by YianKutKu February 26, 2009

Watashiwa 

Means “I am” in Japanese. Duolingo don’t say I didn’t learn today.
Watashiwa gotanygrapes? Desu
Watashiwa by Ya got any grapes? November 1, 2021

watashiwa 

1. A fake Santa Claus who slips through your water pipes, then steals your tree and replaces it with a computer depicting homosexual pornography he downloaded off a torrent.

2. Dignified term for someone who can actually detect humor and sarcasm delivered over chat rooms and forums.

See also Bing Crosby
You are SUCH a watashiwa, man. I love you.
watashiwa by SirH December 31, 2004

watashiwa 

What people call it when you shove your dirty penis in a mexican's dirty anus.
watashiwa by DarkFact July 9, 2003

watashiwa 

"Would you date that handsome young man Sharleen?"
"Nah, he's a watashiwa, he couldn't possibly satisfy me."

watashiato

The curiosity about the impact you've had on the lives of people you know wondering which of your harmless actions or long-forgotten words might have altered the plot of their stories in ways that you'll never get to see
Im watashiato about peoples lives
watashiato by urfruityfroglady April 25, 2022