virgin's virgin 

A virgin who has never done anything not even been kissed or kissed anyone. (Just someone who hasn't done anything with the opposite sex, or same if they're gay)

Jessica: That girl is such a virgin's virgin, I can't believe that she's never done anything.
Becky: I know, that is so pathetic!

virgin's virgin by Lala~*~Lara November 26, 2004

Schrödinger's Virgin 

In accordance to the thought experiment devised by the Austrian physicist Erwin Schrodinger, the schrodinger´s virgin is the individual who cannot prove their first act of sexual intercourse due to a lack of tangible evidence. That is, he finds himself in a quantum superposition as a result of a subatomic event that may or may not have occured.

"Bro I finally lost my virginity!"
"With whom?"
"...you dont know her. She lives in Canada."
"Your a Schrödinger's Virgin because we dont kow if thats true"

Schrödinger's Virgin by The Daddy Oakdawg October 9, 2018

Clingy virgin's fallacy 

When a person (typically a man) scores with a girl for the first time and then gets hung up over her after getting dumped by that girl. This is normally experienced by guys who kiss or fuck a girl for the first time and become emotionally invested, but end up getting their heart broken when the girl naturally moves on.

Chad: Hey Brad, have you seen Pete around anywhere? Haven't seen him since he got to 2nd base with that thot
Brad: Yeah she dumped his ass and moved on after she had her fun, but Pete's crying because he's hung up over her
Chad: Was she his first ever kiss?
Brad: Yeah man, looks like Pete's experiencing Clingy virgin's fallacy

Clingy virgin's fallacy by fagut May 31, 2017

tighter than a virgin's daughter

a phrase used to describe something that is, in fact tight. Often times used when talking about drums.

When the drum head on a drum is tightened VERY tight; a cranked drumhead.

Dude! Did you hear BD's snareline? Their drums are tighter than a virgin's daughter!

tighter than a virgin's daughter by findagirlfriendday April 12, 2005

Poor-man's virgin 

The use of a slice of smoked ham to simulate a hymen.

She said she'd never been with a man before, but I found a package of prosciutto under the bed in the morning, so I think she may have just been a Poor-man's virgin.

Poor-man's virgin by amsclark February 11, 2010

Schroedinger's Virgin 

A virgin that is also not a virgin at the same time, since someone's virginity depends on the amount of information others have about them and everyone's own definition of virginity.

Example: Even if people count anal sex as a valid first time sexual act, a female that has not had vaginal sex yet, is still a virgin in other people's book, especially if they never find out about the different sexual acts she has practiced.

"She's only had anal sex before, she's a schroedinger's virgin."

Schroedinger's Virgin by Jasad November 8, 2021

Virgin's Day 

Virgin's day it's celebrated on the February 15 to commemorate those who remain cool 😎 🧨💥

Some dude: Happy Virgin's day!!
You: Happy Virgin's day!!

Virgin's Day by MinuitJinn February 12, 2023