velcrotard 

Velcrotard (vel-crow-tard) - noun:

1 Someone that is intellectually inept; slow; stupid. An insinuation that someone is so stupid they cannot learn to tie their own shoes.

Person A: Hey, did you hear Brandon got caught with a 15 year old?

Person B: Really? Somehow I'm not surprised. He's pretty fucking stupid sometimes.

Person A: Yeah man, he's a real velcrotard.

velcrotard by JayrAir October 15, 2010

velcrofart 

a Velcrofart describes the situation where, to pluck an example out of thin air, a bloke called Binkie has been ordered out of the Dandy Lion Arms, because the fumes from his Arse are upsetting the licensee's children, but when he re-enters the bar, the gut-wrenching stench follows him back in.

Bert - Christ who ripped that one?
Sam - Oh No! Binkie's dropped another velcrofart; they stick to him like Bud Flanagan used to stick to Chesney Allen ...

velcrofart by bromp April 16, 2009

velcrodaddy 

a daddy that wears velcro shoes.

Ayo velcrodaddy lemme get those kicks
Nah man these are limited edition

velcrodaddy by umyeaooksure June 5, 2018

velcrodaddy 

A sexy ass dude who rocks Velcro shoes.

Girls: Damn who that?
Guy: Thats Velcrodaddy y'all can't get him

velcrodaddy by umyeaooksure June 11, 2018