vegas car 

whenever with friends once stepping in the car, you say "vegas car". once saying that, anything that is said in the car that night, never leaves that car.

person 1: yo crazy story about me and this girl. wait, "vegas car!"

person 2: iight tell us we wont tell anyone

vegas car by thevegasman February 17, 2010

Vegas Carwash 

When a Las Vegas stripper or escort urinates on a client or john. Can be done in a tub with an escort above you or you can ride a treadmill slowly below her as she pisses on you. A bag of mulch is added when she shits on a person. A scent of cherry or back seat of a new car smell can also be added.

I paid the girl a $1000 to give me a Vegas Carwash. We did it in the tub, no treadmill in my room. I will skip the hot carl or the bag of mulch for next time.

Vegas Carwash by brianxr650 April 21, 2012

las vegas carry-on 

putting a condom between your balls and your penis while moving towards you partner

guy 1- so i was just doing a las vegas carry-on and she was screaming for it
guy 2- nice man

las vegas carry-on by lerumskondom February 24, 2017

vegan carpetbagger 

a: A lesbian who does not eat pussy because of her profound belief that eating meat is morally wrong.

b: A lesbian with a strict catch and release policy when it comes to pussy

a: Stay away from that chick, she's a vegan carpetbagger. She gave me a twenty minute lecture on Veganism when I asked her to go down on me!

b: That female was nuts. a real vegan carpetbagger. She picked me up then spent an hour taking care of my vagina, combing my pubic hair, petting and talking baby talk to it before bursting into tears and telling my pussy to go free.

vegan carpetbagger by Zomommey November 1, 2011

Lesbian Vegan Carpet Muncher

A lesbian who is tired of eating pussy, but will not give into dick. A Vegan Carpet Muncher may eat it sometimes, but may just look the other way. She may eat the occasional steak just to not eat pussy. A Vegan Carpet Muncher has troubles admitting she is a Carpet Muncher, after being a Vegan for so long, she may just give up and be just a regular Carpet Muncher. To spot a Vegan Carpet Muncher just watch for the girls who never eat any pussy, only say, kissing, dildo playing, never any licking of any such.

Christie- So I hear your a Carpet Muncher?
Lori- No, I'm a Vegan Carpet Muncher.
Christie? A what?
Lori- I don't like pussy.
Christie- So then your not a lesbian?
Lori- No, I am. I just don't like pussy.
Christie- So your a Lesbian Vegan Carpet Muncher?
Lori- Yep!!

Lesbian Vegan Carpet Muncher by Delagodo January 10, 2012

Carolina Vega 

Carolina is the hottest girl in the world she is the most guapa. If you ever search the word hot in google it will put you a picture of Carolina. If you ever fiind her in the streets you should get on your knees and start praying. She is THE hottest girl and will absolutely beat you at everything.

She is really dumb, but somehow manages to be top of her class.
She is very likely to become a billionaire, an actor, singer, supermodel, and the rich aunt who doesn’t has kids
Carolina says she will never have kids cause that’ll ruin her absolutely perfect and flawless body.

She can be a bit weird sometimes but overall she is awesome.

“I wanna be the best”
“Then you gotta be like Carolina Vega”

Carolina Vega by Carolina Vega’s whore November 22, 2021