The piss most men take directly after
masturbating (and orgasming) that hardly ever gets in the bowl, no matter how hard you try. It may splash against the walls, get on your clothing,
all over the floor around the toilet, and the toilet seat, but rarely the actual
toilet bowl.
Guy1: Dude, I just
masturbated
Guy2: Did you take your post-masturbatorial
urination yet?
Guy1: Yeah, it was horrible, my boxers are soaked and I spent 5 minutes wiping piss off my wall with
toilet paper.