Primarily a fanfic term, referring to virtually unreadable prose that seems to have been vomited up by a thesaurus.
With mild trepidation, dark-natured cosmic tangents scissored,
crossed, folded into vexatious concisions, as boundless as the sea, the spiraling rubical blood nimbus cut asunder by the long lady fingers of morning sunshine.
-"Spacedust and Chaos," an Evangelion fic that truly defines urple
The color that consumes all other color. Showing urple in the light of day will cause all matter to turn to urple. The air, gravity. Needless to say, showing urple is pretty much as bad of an idea you can get.
Urple: noun.
An urple is a member of the dark skinned people whom derive from Africa. Today, they congregate in vast numbers around bowls of chicken and cheap 40 oz liquor bottles.
1. Dang, that Urple is two-timing that white woman.