Asian male (or maybe female too), who has bleached his hair to look cool. While asian peoples bleached hair does not look blond, but more like some yellowish color like urine. So it looks like some person who has urine colored hair on his head.
When a man spreads his earwax on his urethra before penetrative sex, in order to dye his semen yellow to create the illusion he urinated inside his woman, when in reality he ejaculated.
Jonathan: I really like this girl but she won’t let me but in her cause she’s scared of getting preggo!