Urban Meyer 

A sexy beast who will grind on your bitch at a Ohio bar and tell everyone he was seeing his grandchildren. He also is the greatest Football coach of all time and he makes sure to give every player a beating in practice.

“Urban Meyer kicked me in practice because I missed a field goal”

Urban Meyer by XSexHaver69 December 24, 2021

Urban Meyer 

To stick your finger up a young girl’s butt when she’s wearing jeans. Typically happens with an older married man with his mistress

This girl was grinding up on that old guy then he pulled an Urban Meyer

Urban Meyer by Pharr October 8, 2021

Urban Meyer 

The god himself. Him and the Jags have been grinding ever since he became the coach. You may even catch him with your mother at times.

Bro did you see Urban Meyer yesterday? Yeah he was with your sister

Urban Meyer by 9 9 9 December 5, 2021

urban meyer 

The solution to the university of florida football program downfall during the zook years(2002-2004). Meyer took over for Ron zook in 2005 after zook was fired for being the worst coach in florida football history. Meyer took over a team that was used to losing close games and made them 9-3 his first year and then went 13-1 his second year in 2006 to win the national title. He won with a lot of players that zook recruited so people hate on him and say he needs to win with his own players, but now into his fourth year and 3 top 3 recruting classes later, meyer and his gators are going to the second national title in three years and most likely will add another trophy to the shrine in gainsville. Meyer saved the Gators from becoming as mediocre as vanderbilt is at football.

Bob-hey the Gators beat the shit out FSU last week 45-15
Glen-yea urban meyer made bobby bowden his bitch for the 4th straight year.

urban meyer by kellis13 December 17, 2008

Urban Meyer 

A high quality form of marijuana (not the football coach)

Would you like to hit the Urban Meyer

Urban Meyer by J God January 27, 2005

Urban Meyer 

A fuckwhit whos ass got fired from the Jacksonville jaguar's only 13 games because he's a crybaby, a fucking bully and a dumb ass, and can't fucking take a loss without throwing a fit

Urban Meyer example

(Kicker struggling to make kicks)
Urban Meyer: (kicks the kicker in the leg) hey dipship make your fucking kick's

Sometime during week 1-5 Urban Meyer was seen being a unfaithful fuck to his wife dancing and grinding with a girl at a bar that ruined her life

Jags fans: what a fucking ass-wipe that poor girl doesn't deserve her life being ruined because of that balloon head

Week 13:

Mike vrabel: oh look it's my old coach better say hi to him. (tries to shake his hand but he has to be a fucking sore loser)

Mike vrabel: well fuck you too then bitch ass cry baby take a loss like a man

Urban Meyer by Bleeding guns December 17, 2021

Urban Meyer Day 

When you need a break from your family to spend time with anyone but your family doing the things you love the most, other than your family ie watching football, shopping, etc.

"My family is driving me crazy"

"Sounds like you need an Urban Meyer Day"

Urban Meyer Day by ladynole December 3, 2011