up the shut fuck 

Jedi Master Yoda's version of the popular phrase, Shut The Fuck Up.

Yoda replied to Luke Skywalker, "Up the shut fuck, whiny bitch."

up the shut fuck by Punchitchewie December 14, 2007

up the fuck shut 

A very extreme form of shut the fuck up, often abbreviated as UTFS. When used there is no possible comeback and the target must accept defeat no matter the circumstances

Teddy: Matt guess what
Matt: what?
Teddy: UP THE FUCK SHUT
Matt:...fine...you win

up the fuck shut by MrMartinIsWatchingYou November 18, 2010

up the fuck shut 

How Yoda sez "shut the fuck up."

Luke: I'm not afraid.

Yoda: Mmmm. Up the fuck shut.

up the fuck shut by aussersein October 20, 2008

up the fuck shut 

shut the fuck up but spicy

Will you just up the fuck shut?

up the fuck shut by goddamnmotherfuckingbitch December 9, 2020

shut fuck the up 

what you type instead of shut the fuck up in a hurry.

Random troll: "OMG this guy sucks totally like this fuking commenntt !!!111!!!
Average rage user: "SHUT FUCK THE UP!"
Grammar Nazi: "Don't you mean shut the fuck up?"

shut fuck the up by gobbleshit November 28, 2014

up fuck the shut

STFU backwards, used to put the annoyance into such confusion that s/he automatically ceases talking for a moment to process what you just said.

"...and then I totally fucked that bitch in the ear."

"Dude! Up fuck the shut!"

"...What?"

up fuck the shut by Jack Kaplan December 29, 2008

fuck up the shut 

An alternate way of saying "shut the fuck up".

Guy 1: Hey, I have a 15 foot penis.
Guy 2: Dude, fuck up the shut.

fuck up the shut by Gangsta Numba Ninizzle. March 25, 2009