unvi 

A depressed, supportive emotional dumbass who gives good advice to move forward and is lonely him/herself

She can be an unvi sometimes

unvi by Anittagrasshopper June 13, 2020

Unvirginite 

A person who has had sex and is celebrating the day they lost their v-card

A virgin no more

A person who says they're deflowered

Girl 1: Today is the day…
Girl 2: What day?
Girl 1: I lost it
Boy: Your mind?
Girl 1: My Flower!
Girl 2: Join the club!

Girl 1: So this is what it feels like to be an unvirginite…

Unvirginite by PopTarts February 5, 2014

unvite

noun: An invitation to something where the inviter already knows there's no way the invited can possibly make it. That way he still gets credit for pretending to want to hang out with them.

verb: The act of inviting a person to an event, knowing full well that that can't make it, when you didn't really want them to go anyways.

noun: "Yea, I got the 'unvite' again from Shane. He knows I can't possibly go to Halloween Horror Nights this weekend, what a douche. Then he acts all upset that I can't make it. He's such an ass."

verb: "Philip has to study for a final tonight, so he can't go. Prolly I'll unvite him anyways. That way I still get credit for asking him to hang out"

unvite by Bonnie Brown Eyes September 30, 2009

Unvite

Sending an invitation very last minute with the hope invitee will already have plans. Unvites are used when you do not want someone to attend but NOT sending them an invitation would be rude.

An Unvite will say something like this:
"Sorry such short notice; I'll understand if you can't make it."

Unvite by MystinaJ February 13, 2009

Unvirusing 

To take a virus out of your immune system for good. Can be used as unfucking your body.

Bro this medicine is unvirusing me.

Unvirusing by Randy Sanderson February 5, 2019

unvitation 

According to Seinfeld episode 908 (The Betrayal), an unvitation (sometimes spelled un-vitation) is when you send someone an invitation to an event knowing that the person will not attend. Unvitation are usually sent for events in which the invitees give gifts to the inviter (a birthday or wedding for example). The hope is that the people who can’t attend will feel guilty and respond by sending nicer presents.

Billy: How come you get better birthday gifts from your Grandmother then I do?
Bobby: Because my Grandmother lives 3,000 miles away and I always send her an unvitation to my birthday party.

unvitation by bosssman September 16, 2008

Extra Unvirgin Olive Oil 

When someone has not only fucked the olive oil, but has even nutted in it

"Hey is there some olive oil?"
"Yeah, but its extra unvirgin olive oil"

Extra Unvirgin Olive Oil by extraunvirginoliveoil February 15, 2023