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two-dollar 

Someone who attempts to pull off a ruse in which he/she pretends a pop machine has dispensed two pops for the price of one when everyone knows very well that he/she deposited two dollars in the machine. "Two-dollar" then gives the extra pop to a table of senior girls in hopes they will reciprocate some form of friendship. In order to fully obtain "two-dollar" status it is necessary for the table of girls to be fully aware of the ruse from the beginning and share collective laughs at "two-dollar's" expense behind his/her back.
Hey check out the pop machine, two-dollar is at it again.
two-dollar by Henry23 July 20, 2008
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two-dollar 

Someone who attempts to pull off a ruse in which he/she pretends a pop machine has dispensed two pops for the price of one when everyone knows very well that he/she deposited two dollars in the machine. "Two-dollar" then gives the extra pop to a table of senior girls in hopes they will reciprocate some form of friendship. In order to fully obtain "two-dollar" status it is necessary for the table of girls to be fully aware of the ruse from the beginning and share collective laughs at "two-dollar's" expense behind his/her back.
Hey check out the pop machine, two-dollar is at it again.
two-dollar by Henry23 May 3, 2007

two-dollar 

Extremelly cheap phalacio.
Hey little schoolgirl, how bout some two-dollar sucky sucky.
two-dollar by Knucklehead July 17, 2003

Two Dollar Hooker

Cheap-ass and ugly hooker, even worse then a slut.
I'm bored, let's pick up a two dollar hooker and have a good time.
Two Dollar Hooker by Frizzy112 March 13, 2011

two-dollar whore 

The cheapest sort of whore, one who is looked upon with contempt by all other levels of whores.
Worker one: This company treats us like two-dollar whores.

Worker two: No, they don't. If we were two-dollar whores, think how much money we would have made by now.
two-dollar whore by D.B. Echo March 21, 2005

two-dollar hoe bath 

To spray oneself with colonge or perfume, instead of bathing in soap and water. You can usually tell by the strong odor ,overbearingly sweet of manly.
I came on the bus this morning and i could totally tell someone took a two-dollar hoe bath! smelt like fritos and funk.
two-dollar hoe bath by Patattack90 December 21, 2008

two dollar club

Club for men who have a penis long enough to balance eight quarters edge to edge on their erect penis.
"Gina, this guy was long and wide enough that he could balance eight quarters on his dick"

"Well, then he is a member of the two dollar club."
two dollar club by Bubba916 January 30, 2010