twizzlered 

Twisted and slizzered put together

Oh man I smoked 9 bowls and did a kegstand, I'm so twizzlered

Did you see how twizzlered that chick was? She should've held the beer bong

twizzlered by Carbon6595 November 2, 2010

twizzlered 

When you have consumed alcohol, tobacco, and marijuana. Like "triple-faded" instead of "cross-faded" because now there are three elements of intoxication.

After shotgunning those PBRs, smoking that blunt, and puffing my cig, I'm so twizzlered.

twizzlered by dharmainitiative23 December 4, 2016

twizzlered up 

To be so drunk you can not stand up.

Kaliegh got so twizzlered up last night.

twizzlered up by abcd0987 November 20, 2014

twizzled 

Confused or unable to decide.
Was used in the Artisoft LANtastic networking software to indicate the network was unable to decide which network adapter to use.

From the LANtastic Networking software: "Net BIOS is twizzled"

twizzled by maniakaz December 5, 2011

Texas Twizzler 

when a girl gives a guy a handjob while twisting around making the guys dick twisted and red like a twizzler

Becky gave me a Texas Twizzler last night. It hurt so bad.

Texas Twizzler by Dr.Wats November 10, 2010

Texas twizzler 

The act of placing a twizzler inside of your partners Rectum, then extract the twizzler from the rectum and slowly Injest the fecal mattered twizzler.

Kyle gave his girlfriend a Texas twizzler last night, the whole apartment smelt like shit

Texas twizzler by Queefsniffer3000 December 13, 2019

Cinnamon Twizzler 

The act of blowing cinnamon into a person's face like former wrestler Mr. Fugi and then inserting a Twizzler into the person's anus

Doug's been walking funny and has experienced blurry vision ever since Uncle Tom gave him a Cinnamon Twizzler

Cinnamon Twizzler by Magnitude69 July 7, 2011