twitter ratio

The ratio between the number of people you follow and the number of followers you have on Twitter.

Damn, I need to unfollow some people to boost my twitter ratio.

twitter ratio by ayyyyyyyyyyyyylmao November 4, 2013

twitter hip ratio

a phrase indicating a very high often anatomically inaccurate hip-to-waist ratio, typically associated with femboy furry art.

the name comes from matching the ratio of twitter reply likes to the original post’s likes where the former “ratioes” the latter

some guy on twitter: posts an art of a femboy furry with a ridiculously thin waist
the comments: mfing twitter hip ratio, where are their organs

twitter hip ratio by Red Penguin June 17, 2024

Twittergration

The Integration and convergence of Twitter into smart phones, notebooks and desktops, operating systems, platforms, browsers, software, apps, and other devices, that allow for seamless tweeting of any content as republication from a user's Twitter account. (ie mashup of Twitter and Integration)

Twittergration is becoming more and more common as Apps and content providers seek to push what they're pushing.

Alternate forms: Twittergrating, Twittergence

Twittergration by miunger April 12, 2012

twittersation

A conversation consisting entirely of 140 character-or-less "tweets", or Twitter updates, on the micro-blogging website, twitter.com. Twittersations rarely contain legitimate Twitter updates and are instead more of a slower form of instant messaging.

Jack: @Jill How was your Holiday?
Jill: @Jack It was great, we had lots of food and drinks! How was yours?
Jack: @Jill Oh you know, the usual! Lots of family friends came over. Wish you were there!
Jill: @Jack Wish I was there too, it sounds like a lot of fun. Did you hear what happened to Janet at the party?
Janet: @Jack @Jill She got pissed off when she got fifty twitter updates on her phone from a stupid twittersation.

twittersation by Tim Tweet November 27, 2009

Twitterbation 

Twitterbation (noun) An act of social masturbation in which one retweets trivial @replies directed toward one's self that offer no apparent benefit to one's social status.
Accounts for approximately 98% of posts on twitter.com.

Related forms:
twitt-er-bate - to engage in twitterbation
twitt-er-ba-tor - one who engages in incessant twitterbation
twitt-er-ba-to-ry - a twitter post that displays the fundamental qualities of twitterbation

"Have you been reading Greg's retweets lately? He's been blowing his @reply load all over the place!"
"Indeed, Carla. It seems to be a classic case of Twitterbation."

Every time you twitterbate, God kills a bird.

Twitterbation by Twaction October 29, 2009

twitteration 

the feeling you get when a friend you've been following on Twitter finally follows you back.

I felt an intense twitteration when I saw @PamelaDAnderson finally show up on my Twitter followers list.

twitteration by jvince_la December 5, 2010

twitterpation 

The state of being entirely infatuated with someone

They've been together a while. It looks like they're in pure twitterpation.

twitterpation by gingrich April 9, 2008