tweezer'd

(Verb) The most disappointing of all handjobs. One performed merely with two fingers (thumb and pointer) commonly as a result of abnormally small penis size and gearth.

The young regginald was unaware of his incompetence as he continued to be tweezer'd.

by YungRegginald January 31, 2016

tweezer dick

A penis so small that it can't be picked up with fingers - it requires tweezers. See also penis tweezers.

Sure, he brags about how well-hung he is, but that's just to cover up the fact that he's got a tiny little tweezer dick.

by trump's nightmare January 5, 2018

Doo doo tweezer

A small tong like object used to remove any fecal matter or dingleberries left over after a unsatisfying incomplete bowel movement

"I ate a large variety of ethnic foods today. I for-see I may need a reliable pair of doo doo tweezers tomorrow morning."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. March 31, 2010

Dick Tweezer

A large population of Earth have a very small dick. So to jerk off a toy called the dick tweezer is used :)

Person 1: Bro, your dick is so small you use a tweezer to jerk off!
Person 2: Well, dipshit, it's called a dick tweezer and no my cock is giant!
Ninja: my cocks too small for a dick tweezer.....:((

by link-from-zelda :weary: December 12, 2022

tweener day

(noun) the day between two people's birthdays, the perfect day for them to throw a conjoined party

"yo are you going to tweener day?"

"duh but it its a weird idea since erin and jordan are both so obsessed with themselves I cant believe they are throwing a conjoined party"

by oopsy July 6, 2023

Obsessive Tweeter Disorder(OTD)

OTD is a condition in which people have several thoughts, feelings, ideas, or sensations (obsessions) kind of like those with OCD, and feel the need to tweet them. Persons with OTD religiously scroll down their twitter feed "favorite-ing"almost everything they see. They also tend to re-tweet and reply to almost everything on their feed, regardless of how much it relates to them. These people celebrate things such as their thousandth tweet or hundredth follower, and feel that those numbers equate to how great of a virtual presence they are on the 'internets'. These persons will use hash tags in their real-life conversations, log on/off Twitter several times throughout the day, and tweet about things that seem arbitrary and totally pointless to followers, but in their eyes significant and necessary.

Warning: When you follow a person with OTD their tweets make up 99.9% of your feed.

Note: You can still be awesome if you have OTD. It is not fatal. Your awesomeness shall live on.

"She's been on twitter for only five days and she's tweeted 6,777 times. I think she has Obsessive Tweeter Disorder(OTD)."

"Oh my god we should totally do that! Hashtag YOLO hahahahahaha!...Oh my god, that's the seventh time I did that today I think I have Obsessive Tweeter Disorder(OTD)."

by @nourasmileslike(follow mee) May 27, 2013