twatsquatter 

Someone whom has sex with people in exchange for a place to live.

After being kicked out of another friend's house, John became a twatsquatter: having greasy sex with anyone who would let him crash on their futon.

twatsquatter by zeldagrl May 29, 2017

twatswatter 

made up by dane cook. a twatswatter is a woman who prevents another woman from getting laid.

that bitch was a twatswatter.

twatswatter by sarah1988 June 2, 2009

twatswatter 

Very similar to the word that applies to men "cockblocker" or to be cockblocked. Simply means a girl who prevents another girl from getting laid.

Sarah: I was about to have sex with Kevin last night when my roommate came home.

Ashley: Damn! what a twatswatter!

twatswatter by wizardofwords May 16, 2009

twatswatters

Girls who keep other girls from getting laid.

Dane cook coined the phrase "twatswatters" on 5/17/09 during his Isolated Incident tour.

twatswatters by aceboyace May 17, 2009

twatswatter 

Female version of a cockblocker.

Layla: "Susie told that guy at the club I was talking to that I had AIDS. She's such a twatswatter."

twatswatter by februaryair May 17, 2009

Twatswatter 

The term for a female who stops a friend who is also a female from getting laid. (The opposite of cockblocker)

Omfg I was so going to fuck that guy. But Dannah had to come and kill the conversation. Ughhh, she is such a twatswatter

Twatswatter by Robb Fox™ December 4, 2009

Twat Squatter 

A fetus or unborn baby conceived and carried to term by a female human, that does not biologically belong to the female’s male husband, fiancé, or committed boyfriend.

Hey, you cheated on me and got pregnant. That twat squatter is not mine.

Twat Squatter by Vapercise April 30, 2023