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twiddledick 

a male who plays and fidgets with his penis a lot. Perhaps unaware and out of habit.
My uncle is such a twiddledick...he keeps playing with his thang even though we are at Grandma's house!
twiddledick by Nikki6 March 15, 2009

turtledick 

When in a state of anxiety or after having been struck in the genitals, the penis tends to retract into the body. The name is derived from the turtle's defense mechanism.

Also applies to the bodily response after having gone swimming
I just went for a swim, and I got a mean case of turtledick (or turtlecock, tortoise-shlong)
turtledick by ppadru1 February 13, 2009

TurtleDick 

The inverted crawl of the male genitalia much like when a Turtle hides his head in his shell. This happens when you spot a woman that once was hot enough that you would have had sexual relations. Now she is such a fright with an additional 40lbs and an extra set of breasts on her back. Just the thought of her makes your penis crawl back into your groin.
Oh my God did you see her? She is such a mess, Just thinking about her gives me TurtleDick. What Happened to her?
TurtleDick by Father Murphy January 14, 2008

Tumbledick 

A complete and total deadweight. Something of no value whatsoever. Someone or something that does absolutely nothing of value.
Jeez, that bobble-head figure of Walt Clyde-Fraiser is a real tumbledick; it doesn't do anything.
Tumbledick by dicktumble February 4, 2010

Tiddledicking 

When a gay man goes out looking for dick.
Oh Steve, he's going tiddledicking tonight bro.

twiddledickin 

Man stop twiddledickin and get back to work.”
twiddledickin by Smokey Jr August 10, 2024