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Tower Bower 

A fictional automobile resemblant of a VW beetle, but six storeys high and equipped with seating on every level. Windshield is bullet proof (for an additional fee of $27) and spans the entire height of the car. Costs much less than a luxury sedan and very comfortably seats 24. Available in one of 17 different shades.
"We took the New England Patriots to their game in the Tower Bower yesterday."
Tower Bower by Jamie from Halifax January 8, 2009

Toner Boner 

What you definitely don't get when looking at a 2005 RAM 1500 Daytona edition.
Brad: Wow! Look at that RAM 1500! Why does it have a spoiler on it?
Carlos: He gets a toner boner from it. Nobody else cares about it but the guy driving it sure likes to think so. It's also got a bone stock 5.7 Hemi in it.
Toner Boner by Mardel March 10, 2021

Toner Boner 

The extreme excitement a graphic designer feels toward the fine details of an exquisitely made print.
Uggghhhh look at that poster! See that ever so slightly raised ink? And the texture of the halfprint? This is giving me such a toner boner!
Toner Boner by TeN523 February 19, 2011

Toner Boner 

The feeling that you get from looking at a 2005 orange ram 1500 daytona edition.
Damn dude!! Did you see what we just got taken to gapplebees by??!! I got a raging toner boner!

Boner Toner 

I got so excited that I prematurely shot my boner toner all over the place.ejaculation
Boner Toner by Inspector Taint March 17, 2015

boker toker 

(n.) a jewish alternative to a wake and bake. its etymology derives from the hebrew 'boker' meaning 'morning' and toker. note: one does not need to be jewish to engage in a boker toker, but it helps to say oy.
boker toker by jabrone December 14, 2008