toliet bowl

A football game between two teams that are considered to suck and/or blow by general consensus.

"Hey John! Get the nachos and hard liquor, the Browns and Raiders are playing in the toliet bowl!"

toliet bowl by P. Dub December 29, 2006

Toliet bowl stew 

The act of shitting,pissing,and puking in the same toliet without flushing.

Tom:Dude I was at a party the other day and guess what I left in their bathroom?
Bill:What?
Tom:A pinch of piss,a dash of shit,and tad bit of puke.
Bill:HaHa you left them a hearty serving of Toliet bowl stew

Toliet bowl stew by D-williy April 1, 2010

toilet bowl paper 

What a roll of bungwipe becomes when it falls into the toilet and subsequently requires disposal.

{Ed}: Myrna, can you run get me another roll of assiton assimilators please? This roll fell into the can, becoming toilet bowl paper!
{Myrna}: Ed, that's the third time this month that you've made toilet bowl paper! Won't you please fix the TP dispenser?!?

toilet bowl paper by Telephony September 22, 2014

Toilet Bowl Blowback 

The uncomfortable surprise of toilet bowl water splashing upward against your genitals because your feces hit the surface like a meteor.

Today I had the worst case of toilet bowl blowback. Like my poop hit the Yucatan and killed dozens of toilet dinos bad. Sploosh.

Toilet Bowl Blowback by Fozter July 9, 2010

Toilet Bowl Dick 

When you are taking a shit and your dick touches the cold porcelain at the front of the toilet, causing discomfort and in the case of public toilets, absolute disgust.

Best referred to as "TBD" in mixed company.

I was taking a shit and I got toilet bowl dick again.
Man the toilets in the mens washroom here are just terrible for TBD.

FUCKING TBD!!

Toilet Bowl Dick by sprutacus March 15, 2011

toilet bowl fart 

A fart released into the toilet bowl, creating a lovely echo. Arguably the most musically enjoyable fart.

toilet bowl fart

Dude #1: "I had the best toilet bowl fart today. It echoed so nicely off the porcelain."

Dude #2: "Awesome."

toilet bowl fart by Court86 January 18, 2009

toilet bowl stout 

The brown water or piss or liquid shit that comes out of your ass, Brown in the toilet bowl like stout beer is brown in your glass hence the name toilet bowl stout.

Im not drinking that stuff again, I been pissing out of my ass all day long i made more toilet bowl stout than arthur guiness made beer

toilet bowl stout by [e-mail] January 21, 2008