Timming 

Obsessing over minutiae entirely outside the scope of a given class. Particularly in the realm of tax or torts.

"Bro - what if we have an opportunity to deduct subsidized, tax-exempt bobcats that were part of the IUP Foundation?"

"You are Timming so hard right now."

Timming by TimIsSuchASpaz April 13, 2017

Timming 

A sensual head massage, usually from a large friendly German man. The masseuse must be called Tim, or at least referred to as Tim for the duration of the timming.

“Oh look, he’s timming that girl again”

Timming by DJ-Bashment March 21, 2019

timming 

Trying really hard to figure something out, but getting bogged down in the tiniest of details or similar, but irrelevant ideas. Usually results in going down a rabbit hole and confusing the individual trying to figure that something out.

John tried to figure out the answer to 4+4, but ended up timming so hard when he started theorizing how numbers and equations were created. John ended up confused and never figured out the answer to 4+4 because he timmed so hard.

timming by TimmyJams August 10, 2017

Timming 

The supreme level of flirting.

To Tim is to leave all women and even some men reeling in the wake of the event; even in everyday transactions. You won't even realise you've been timmed.

He gave her a good timming on the telephone and she submitted willingly to everything he desired. She had no clue she had been timmed, she had fallen under his magic spell.

Timming by FATFFAT17 September 15, 2017

timming 

Cheating on schoolwork, such as copying homework or tests, in a blatant, sly, or devious manner. esp. cheating in a manner similar to Timmy O.

Andrew is timming on the huge chem test.

timming by J Gabe May 24, 2007

timming 

(v) Most commonly used in reference to walking obscene distances when taking public transportation is readily available and extremely inexpensive. Antonym of the verb "to ken", meaning "to take a taxi an obscenely short distance such as one city block."

That guy never takes cabs. Right now he is timming it from the airport all the way downtown. It's going to take him like 5 hours.

timming by NWebster March 13, 2009

Timming 

The unintentional act of stealing ones girlfriend

there he goes, timming the new girl..

Timming by Unintentionallyevil November 16, 2017