tightarse 

Australian slang for someone who is so careful with money they are like racoons with acorns.

Sam: "That Heinz soup is too expensive. Get the Home Brand, it's 5c cheaper"
Scott: "You are such a tightarse Sam"

tightarse by Miss Undefinable May 19, 2009

tightarse 

Someone who is too serious. Substitute tightarse for serious.

Nigel is tightarse.
Screw you, tightarsely!
I love tightarse people.

tightarse by lig March 19, 2006

Telstra Tightarse 

The name given to the condition of only texting friends on telstra, one you have telstra 1c text.

Bloke 1:I was going to text Ricko the other day, but he is on optus.
Bloke 2: Your such a telstra Tightarse

Telstra Tightarse by Stueynator May 21, 2009

Tightassville 

Slang for Titusville Florida. pr: Tight-ass-ville.

Refers to the uptight anal retentive city council, the reactionary politics and the 2 to 1 ratio of Baptist Churches to citizens (in the city). There are so many churches that parishoners often attend services in up to three separate churches, going from church to church each Sunday just to keep them all open.

1. Dave sighed;"You cant throw a dead cat in Tightassville without hitting a damn Baptist Church."

2. "The Tightassville City Council voted to prohibit slavery today. Lincoln would be proud."

3. "The Tightassville city council passed the Defense of Marriage act prohibiting gay marriage. Now they are working on the brother-sister wording for the amendment"

Tightassville by Global Feetus April 10, 2007

Tightarming 

The necessary action of keeping the arms tight to the body to hide unsigthly sweat patches around the arm pits. When all else fails, it is the last line of defence.

Jerry was forced into tightarming, after his decision to wear a light grey tee to the club disasterously backfired when his new anti perspirant failed him in front of the laidies.

Tightarming by cornstalk August 24, 2009

tight arse tuesday 

Tuesday nights are half-price night at Australian cinemas. Derived from the slang tight arse.

Let's go to the cinema on tight arse Tuesday.

tight arse tuesday by Elwyn 5150 April 22, 2007

Tightasstic

The act of having a tight ass and displaying it in such a manner that all ass lovers will drool when in their field of view.

This girl is so Tightasstic I could die right now.
Look at that Tightasstic beauty coming our way!

Tightasstic by El Lo September 16, 2008