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three-pronged

Three pronged is when you are really, really, really stoned and you feel like your body has turned into three prongs and a tip: the head is the tip, the two arms are each one prong and the two legs morph into one and together make the third prong.

A variation is when you have 4 prongs. That is so your cunt can breathe and is not like tutankhamun's grave in the valley of kings.
Dude I'm so three-pronged
three-pronged by Gitsy Kat June 30, 2009
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three-pronged

when a guy gets violated by a three-pronged grilling utensil in the ass.
Cameron got three-pronged last night by blake.
three-pronged by slutbaglindsay November 1, 2008

three-pronged

when a guy gets violated by a three-prong bbq untensil
cameron gets three-pronged by blake every night
three-pronged by bamfzee125 November 4, 2008

Three pronged attack 

When three mates get together to form a strategy on a night out, usually but not always to take down the hottest girl.

Also known as a TPA, with a hand sign showing the three middle fingers.
Boys, strategy for the evening will be a "Three pronged attack"…..first in clear the way, second in make contact and third in take it home. No paper trails.

Three pronged assault 

Another term for standing on a UK plug
Tom:Gees, I had a three pronged assault during the night.
Sam: oh godinell
Three pronged assault by GD03UHK February 9, 2020

Three-pronged plan 

A thing A-holes think make them more important and solve everything
“I have a three-pronged plan that will solve the divide in American politics
-Isreal Martinez
Three-pronged plan by Dodyssey January 27, 2022