take them up the shard 

After a pleasant night of cocktails at London's famous landmark, the act of subtly slinging ones member up the chocolate tunnel of temptation of your lady partener (with/without permission)

Freind 1 "what are you doing with carol next weekend"

Friend 2 "I was going to take them up the shard"

Friend 1"Sharon and I did that for our one 1 year anniversary, she couldn't walk for 3 days"

take them up the shard by Pepsi goblin December 10, 2017

The Shard

The Shard is a 309m 72 story glass skyscraper in London UK. It has an Observation deck from the 68th - 72nd floors. Its the tallest building in Europe and has breathtaking views.

Guy 1: 'Hey man are you going to the shard today?'

Guy 2: 'Yep, the views from the observation decks are amazing!'

The Shard by Crimson Rainbow May 26, 2014

take me up the shard 

Meaning: To be treated to a day up in t'smoke, in particular a visit to The Shard

'Take me up The Shard............My boss promised that if we made a profit he would 'Take us up the Shard'

take me up the shard by Cheffy14 February 7, 2018

Plane up the shard

Taking it up the bum

I always take a plane up the shard

Plane up the shard by Plane driver May 3, 2026

there’s a shark in the water 

An Australian exclamation of surprise.

Bruce: Yeah, sí I just broke up with my gf.
Hugh: There’s a shark in the water!

there’s a shark in the water by Sheev the Senate February 17, 2019

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