if a girl is sucking your dick and you say "The Lemonade stand is open for business" and then piss in her mouth, the bitch must swallow at least half of the mouthful otherwise it is not a legit lemonade stand
and he said to the manrunning the stand, Hey bom bom bom bom, you're approaching me? the man said "i can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer" then he said HOHO then come as close as you like
Me singing: A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the manrunning the stand, Hey bom bom bom bom, you're approaching me? the man said "i can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer" then he said HOHO then come as close as you like
Friend: is that a jojo reference?
Me: fuck yeah, it's great
With whiskey dick, you tape popsicle sticks to either side of your flaccid penis and in order to create the illusion of a pint filled ejaculation, you fill her uterus with urine.
I got way too drunk last night and gave Susan the ol' Lemonade Stand; she bought it, hook, line, and sinker.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)