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The Helicopter 

The Helicopter is a sex position that is extremely difficult to complete. A man with an erect penis must lay on a flat surface and a woman gets on top and inserts the erect penis in her vagina. The woman then must do a full split creating two 90 degree angles with her legs and body. The woman then must grab hold of a ceiling fan, or something similar, and have the ceiling fan spin her around on the man's penis. The helicopter has only been successfully completed 2 times on record. Once in Soviet Russia by a man named Mishovia Donkavist and a woman named Fitsa Removv. The second was completed by yours truly, bad_cactus, and a Donald Trump sex doll which I had to duct tape to the ceiling fan. Most attempts on record usually wind up dislocating the man's penis, or even worse, snapping it off completely.
Man: Babe, I want to try something crazy tonight

Woman: What is it?
Man: Let's try The Helicopter!
Woman: Are you sure!? Don't you know the risks?!
The Helicopter by Bad Cactus July 15, 2017

didn't hear the helicopter 

when someone does not notice something that is blatantly obvious
Wow! John's been having an affair for three years and his wife didn't hear the helicopter?

Vincent was getting scammed but he didn't hear the helicopter.

Do not attempt to board the helicopter 

an arabic man screaming about how attempting to board the helicopter will actually lead to the bombing of africa
"A medical helicopter will be extracting injured person, do not attempt to board the helicopter For your own safety,keep the area surrounding the medical tent clear for authorized personnel and those in need of medical attention. Keep passport with you at all times, if a border agent asks for your papers,be prepared to provide them. Parents... hold passport for children Clear the area,move behind the barricade as quickly as possible If you need medical attention... inform one of the border agents."

Doing the Helicopter 

The spinning movement of male genitalia that resembles the blades of a helicopter.
Have you seen that drunk guy spinning his junk at people?
Yeah he was doing the helicopter!
Doing the Helicopter by Esfer September 11, 2016

the helicopter 

when a man takes off his clothes and begins thrusting his hips in such a way that his member begins to "swing" in circles like that of helicopter blades.
"I thought it would really turn her on if I were to do the helicopter, but it only resulted in alot of laughing on her part."

The Helicopter Dance 

When a male is in the shower room and, while naked, does a gyrating motion with his pelvis as to make his penis go around and around, simulating the rotating blades on a helicopter. This is usually done to hit someone in the face.
Man, Terry did the helicopter dance to me and it felt like a hammer.
The Helicopter Dance by TSchil March 26, 2007