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The Ginger Council 

A council of fifty or so red haired people who meet on the perihelion every year to decide on world events. The base of operations is in Jinger Port, South Africa. A majority of their operations are carried out by a secret hit squad of red heads called Ginganinjas.
Some famous members include Ron Howard, Carrot Top, Thomas Jefferson(founder), myself, and Malcolm X(he had reddish brown hair)
The Ginger Council is stealing your sperm to create a mutant army of gingers.

The Ginger Hitler Stache

Fucking a girl on her period then whipping your dick on her face to make the face of Hitler.
Bob: What did you do last night?

Tom: Gave my girl the Ginger Hitler Stache since she was on her period and didn't tell me!

The Ginger Syndrome 

Also known as trisomy 69, is a rare genetic disorder caused by any piece of red shaded hair attached to one's body. This disorder is particularly effective on any Asian gingers, causing them to have hyper madness and insanity, saying unnecessary comments whilst having a powerful vocal chord capable of having over 10000000000000000000000 decibel causing severe eardrum damaged and ear cancer.
The WHO society found no cure or treatment for the Ginger Syndrome "We're fucked. " -Obama
The Ginger Syndrome by Proxy November 15, 2016

The Ginger Unicorn

'The Ginger Unicorn' a ginger haired woman who possesses the beauty more significant then any other ginger a man has layer eyes on before. Her presence in a room cannot be matched, forever to steal the hearts of men as long as she wonders this earth. Like a unicorn, she cannot be tamed or owned. She is a wild mysterious creature of the world. She is known to lay with only a few lucky men in her lifetime, and those are leave her reborn, lost in lust by her roaring red hair and piercing blue eyes. These men will never see themselves the same again.
"I layed with the Ginger Unicorn last night, I feel both blessed and cursed by her gaize"
The Ginger Unicorn by stalnewb June 15, 2015

the ginger burns

The Ginger Burns is the side effect caused by having furious anal sex with a member of ginger decent. It happens when the ginger in question and the receiver of said anal simultaneously cum, causing the said anal victim to receive high velocity burn marks down both butt cheeks and backs of their thighs.
When Max was asked how he got those marks, he stated that he had a bad case of The Ginger Burns.

The Ginger Zone 

Similar to the friendzone; You're ginger-zoned when someone simply doesn't want to date you because of your red hair. There are means to escape the ginger zone, e.g changing your hair color or convincing the other person that you're actually not a ginger.
Friend 1: hey man what's up with you and Sophie, why aren't you two dating?
Friend 2: idk man.. i think i'm in the Ginger Zone
The Ginger Zone by Fro691 June 7, 2019