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The Basic Bitch Manifesto 

The bible all basic bitches adhere to. A guideline on how to blend in with everyone while delusionally still being convinced that oneself is unique. An expression to indicate that someone's basicness is so obvious and evident that you don't even need to get to know them to figure out that they are basic.
Tom: Thoughts on the new colleague?
Stacey: She has read the Basic Bitch Manifesto and has certainly applied it!
Tom: Yes! Zero personality, zero originality, zero ability to think independently.

The basic necessities of life 

What you need to live.

Food
Water
Shelter
Money
Halo
A girl/guy with big tits/penis
A full head of hair
If you are missing one of these you are either dead or a living hollow shell.

Above the Basic 

10 steps ahead of the "Basic Bitches".
Basic meaning regular, or fake women hopping on every bandwagon.
"Females stay jockin, I'm above the basic"

Basic Teenager In The UK 

Lets say that they live in crop tops, adidas superstars and they think they rule insta. These are a common species and can be found in nearly every shopping centre hanging outside of Victoria Secrets PINK or new look thinking they look cool yet they have no originality. They are killing off the nearly extinct Cool Teenager who listens to nirvana, sings and plays guitar, is a hippie and lights incense. The Cool Teens are the ones we need not the basic bitches.
Look at her she is such basic teenager in the UK.

The guy who says basic shit 

A random retarded 12 yo on the internet who's spreading false information and is racist to Chinese people and doesn't like homework (what a fucking loser)
Retard 1: Yo have you have you heard about the guy who says basic shit?
Retard 2: Yeah, he's a total dipshit nigger

Basil on the Side 

Usually said in shock when something is so Basil! that some of it must be kept on the side
Joseph: "Broooo, your shirt is basil on the side!"