that’s two 

Something you say when someone says some unbelievably stupid shit, usually followed by two backhanded slaps on the arm.

Guy 1:”Ew what’s that coming out of my asshole?”
Guy 2:”It’s shit.”
Guy 1:”Ohhh.”
Guy 2: “That’s two.” *slaps arm twice*

that’s two by N8S0L0 July 3, 2019

That's two down motherfucker! 

A term used to explain that you killed someone.

Person 1: That's two down motherfucker!
Person 2: What the fuck?

That's two down motherfucker! by thatsqeqweqew December 29, 2020

Two plus two is four, minus one that's three 

Quick maths

teacher I know quick maths, Two plus two is four, minus one that's three

Two plus two is four, minus one that's three by ERC represent October 25, 2017

Two plus two is four minus one that’s three 

A highly metaphorical phrase by the poet and historian Michael Dapaah in the song “Man’s Not Hot” which speaks out against anti-intellectualism, deems math to be a discovery and not creation of humans, and communicates that human opinions themselves are means of self-preservation and coping with pain. But, as Michael Dapaah notes, “metaphorical truths exist to facilitate moral living, not comfortable living. A mathematical fact is a literal truth, and if 2+2=5 ever becomes a metaphorical truth in a society—remember cultural relativism—knowledge becomes not only a means of power but a vessel of revolution.”

Dude 1:...
Dude 2: Two plus two is four minus one that’s three quick maths. Everyday man’s on the block. Smoke trees...

Two plus two is four minus one that’s three by True_Lust July 23, 2019

Two's On That 

An Ely, UK, based coloquialism. This phrase is used when one wishes to express sarcastic appreciation for an object, person or event. Pioneers of this phrase can adapt to any circumstance, despite how inappropriate and seemingly moronic. Origin of this phrase from going twosies on a cigarette. The exact adaptation is hazy and unclear.

"Two's on that face!" - describes an ugly person
"Two's on those skinners!" - describes exceedingly tight trousers ("that" can be replaced with "those" and "them")

Two's On That by Two's On That Name November 12, 2008

A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has faded into obscurity after being trending on Urban Dictionary for almost two years. 

A sentence in the definition of "Watermelon Sugar" that was colored blue because of the three other words called "A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has", "faded into obscurity after being" and "trending on Urban Dictionary for almost two years." which makes the said sentence a link which makes it blue.
(There is a feature in Urban Dictionary where if a word has no links in the definition, then it would automatically generate the links)

"A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has faded into obscurity after being trending on Urban Dictionary for almost two years." -DontHateTheGameHateThePlayer

A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has faded into obscurity after being trending on Urban Dictionary for almost two years. by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 10, 2021

Thats two on me

A way of taking accountability when u mess up

Sorry for ripping briss on ur lawn, thats two on me

Thats two on me by pradeshparamesh August 10, 2022