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A derogatory term used to insult people who text too much.
Textie by treehouserockx March 14, 2026

Textie-Poo

The act of sending a text message while pooping.
If it wasn't for Randy's textie-poo, I wouldn't have known he was having an asthma attack.
Textie-Poo by ious d June 28, 2011

Textie Text 

A text mistakenly and regrettably sent of which the sender is highly embarrassed. First sent by Ted Mosby to "Holly"
Oh shit. I just textie texted my boss with "I love you pookie pie"
Textie Text by SurveyJake April 27, 2009

textie-bestie

When someone have a best friend who they almost never see in real life, but can text for hours.
Textie-bestie's regular friend: Hello?
Textie-bestie: Wait just a minute I'm texting...
Textie bestie's regular friend: Alright then...
Textie-bestie's regular friend 2: She must have a textie-bestie.
Textie-bestie's regular friend: You got that right.
Textie-bestie: Sorry I just had to tell my friend something,
Textie-besties 1 and 2: Yes, we know.

Textie McTexterson 

Somebody who spends almost every waking minute on his or her cellular telephone handset texting.
Alex, I've picked out a cellular telephone phone just for you, Mr. Textie McTexterson!!!
Textie McTexterson by Telephony January 9, 2019

textie-friendie

Someone you only communicate with by text and will likely never meet in person. Someone you text who is neither a boyfriend or girlfriend, just an acquaintance.
Its nice that we've never met but are so textie-friendie. We can text about whatever, whenever we feel like it, and there's no drama.