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The act of doing or saying something that only the one called Tevis would do or say.
To do or say something that is extremely pretentious or lacking insight concerning concepts such as social tact or propriety.
To "one up" another person's statement with a dismissive response that negates the validity and importance of the original statement.
To raise the volume of one's voice at inapropriate times during a statement and/or conversation.
Non-Sequitorial Examples of Tevitry:
1. Being angry with your father for not purchasing the correct type of orange juice.
2. To allow you parents to do your own laundry and dishes at the age of 19+
3. Person A-"This beer is pretty dank"
(Person commiting the act of tevitry then responds immediatly after the original statement, without waiting for a polite pause in dialogue, and does not bother to acknowlege the other person's statement with so much as an "ok" or "thats cool, but". He then proceeds to "one-up" the original statement)
Tevis-"I had much better beer the other night"
4. To yell with excitement "BARBEQUE SAUCE!" like a fatty.
Related Words

silverback teritory 

the pricipals/headmasters office
especially effective if the principal/headmaster looks like some breed of ape
Mr Geography : "jake you've been distruptive all lesson, go to the principals office!"
jake: (shocked expression) "*gasp* silverback teritory"
A tight-assed editor of Urban Dictionary who refuses definitions that have anything to do with slang (um...isn't that the point of the website?)
I had a really good brokeback mountain definition and some teditor decided it was too inappropriate.
teditor by My Hibachi July 24, 2006
The man the myth the legend himself, Tevito is moister than a oyster. His widely unusual vocabulary entertains all far and wide.
Tevito, moist.
Tevito by Mingshan March 3, 2017
Inofficial title earned by film editors named "Ted".
Ted is the editor of the reel, which makes him a teditor.
teditor by Valter Ego October 25, 2017
A tormenting place for students in Turkey
yo bro did you heard that they got punished just for watching the world cup?

yea bro what a tevitol moment
Tevitol by Smokeconcrete December 1, 2022