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a curse word (lit. dick shit) originated from makassar. commonly used by high schools students during a fight.
A: telaso, go fight me, i dare you
B: sure, asshole
telaso by YD8MGX May 12, 2024
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John Shedletsky, also known as "Telamon", is the Creative Director of the allegedly "free" MMOG known as Roblox. He is generally either heavily worshiped or shunned by the community, and is infamous on Roblox for "Blame John", his unhealthy obsession with fried chicken and the fact that he acknowledges that he is a "Liar, Scoundrel and Thief".

Shedletsky has generally gained more hate than praise over the course of 2009 and onwards, considering his known greed for money by creating insanely expensive hats, more Builders Club Payment Packages, more Builders Club features and theoretically trying to suck wallets dry, and the fact that he tries to look as if he is professional, though seems like a common fool as seen in some threads, ie. his reply to the thread regarding "SFOTHIV being BC-Only".
Telamon's Comment regarding SFOTHIV being BC only:

1. I can ban Exploiters and get their main account.
2. I was curious how many tickets it would make (answer: a ton)
3. I was interested in whether there would be fewer noobs in-game (maybe)
4. It's my game and I'll do what I want.
5. Trololollollll.
Telamon by FasdYourSeatbelts November 9, 2012

Waluigi Telamon

He’s a nice old fellow who donates to the poor. But if you are mean to people, don’t expect to wake up the next morning.
Waluigi Telamon was last seen donating 500,000,000 to a homeless person.
Waluigi Telamon by Paul Zuez March 2, 2019

Waluigi Telamon

A nice jolly old fellow, who donates to the poor. He will make you birthday cakes, and so much more. But if you say his name 3 times, you will be killed
Waluigi Telamon was last seen donating 500,000,000 to a homeless person.
Waluigi Telamon by Paul Zuez March 2, 2019

Telesomniac 

This is a person that automatically falls asleep about a third of the way through any show/movie EVERY SINGLE TIME! Even when this is something that the person really wants to watch.
"Hey man, didn't Ted pick this movie out? I can't believe he's already asleep!"
"Yea he always does this, he's aTelesomniac. He can't help it. Telesomnia is a serious medical condition."
Telesomniac by trapknowledge November 18, 2013
The coolest kid on the block. Prone to silliness and shenanigans.
Telson is always acting a fool...I love that kid!
telson by MamaDeuce March 6, 2015