Technical49

Technical49, also known as Technical, Tech or Thomas Echnical (Real name Jonathan L.) is an 18-year-old (as of 10/6/2021) professional Geometry Dash and Mario Kart player known for his skill in both games. His most notable achievements include being a former top 1 player in Geometry Dash, being the legitimate verifier of "Zodiac" by Bianox and more and setting two world records in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, breaking WRs on Sweet Sweet Canyon (which, at the time, was the longest-standing World Record) and Rainbow Road (one of the most heavily-competed tracks), as well as beating other notable demons such as "Tartarus" by Riot and more, "Kenos" by Bianox and more, "Ragnarok" by Knobbelboy, Xaro and more, as well as "Ocular Miracle" by Gaiden Hertuny and more. He is a part of a professional MK8DX group known as "puñetas" as well as two Geometry Dash friend groups, "The Gang" and "The Kenos", though the former has been disbanded due to internal conflicts. His Youtube channel currently has over 100k subscribers.

Notable relations include Npesta (verifier of Kenos, GD youtuber with 200k+ subscribers), Golden (verifier of Freedom08), Gizbro (Professional Player), BrianTheBurger (Top 10 on the Pointercrate Demonlist), Xanii (Verifier of Sonic Wave Infinity by APTeam), Alberto and Armybidonville (Hold the most WRs in MK8DX), SuperFX (Professional MK8 and MKTour player who got 92 on Artificial Ascent after beating Stereo Madness) and Juniper (GD youtuber with 300k+ Subscribers)

After verifying "Zodiac" by Xander556, Technical49 truly cemented his name in the Geometry Dash community.

Technical49 by HarutoAyen October 6, 2021

technical49

Technical49 is a geometry dash player that beat the top 10 demons. He is currently the best GD player. Also known as testicularcancer69, he has beaten over 100 extreme demons and has beaten the number 1 , “Zodiac”.

Technical49 is the best player in GD.

technical49 by Astol November 12, 2019

technicalissimo 

An IT manager with the attitude.

Yes, you're on speaker. (Aside: I'm the technicalissimo, goddammit! You're lucky I answered the phone.)

technicalissimo by mahatma kane jeeves October 19, 2018

Technical Tony 

That guy who begins his sentences with "Actually..." and corrects you to stroke his own ego.

Technical Tori is a female who does much the same.

Morgan: "What time is it?"
Paul: "It's 11:30."
Daniel: "Actually, it's 11:29!"
Morgan: "Dude, Daniel, don't be such a Technical Tony."

Technical Tony by nostringer January 12, 2012

technically-augmented ta-tas 

A profile enhancement achieved through wearing padding in one's brassiere.

Want to cause a tempest in a C cup? Just get some technically-augmented ta-tas. A little padding works every time.

technically-augmented ta-tas by eViL pOp TaRt November 20, 2005

Technically Reclined

Adjective to describe someone who is skilled enough to afford being lazy.

Literal sense: Be able to solve the problem without getting out of bed.

"Did you have to go into the office to fix the issue?"

"No. I stayed in bed and talked them through it while half asleep. I'm technically reclined like that"

Technically Reclined by DanoNYC January 3, 2010

Technicality Whore 

An individual who justifies their sexual impropriety though claiming each act of sexual misconduct was legitimate due to specific circumstances. The technicality whore is thus able to make excuses after each sexual act to avoid guilt. The technicality whore is usually in a relationship, but may also be single and using technicalities to avoid damaging the clean perception they have of themselves.

Technicality whores will often use phrases like:
"It wasn't cheating because..."
"I am not a whore because..."
"It's not sex if..."

Common technicality whore technicalities include:
1. Blow jobs are not sex and therefore not cheating.
2. Sex doesn't count as cheating if you don't love the person you are cheating with.
3. Sex isn't sex if you don't sleep in bed together.
4. Sex isn't sex if all the clothes don't come off.
5. Sex isn't sex if there is no kissing.
...and so on.

Bill Clinton is the world's most famous technicality whore. He claimed he "did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky." He was using the classic blow jobs aren't sex pattern that has been used by technicality whores since time immemorial.

Other examples:
"I just got banged by the basketball team but I am not a whore because there was no kissing."

"I had sex with my ex-boyfriend and my current boyfriend doesn't know. But it's ok because I love them both."

A virgin girl who takes it in the ass only says: "I am still a virgin and am saving myself for the one I love"

Technicality Whore by CockityCockCockCock March 8, 2010