techjacked 

When a technical support person walks into an office to work on one issue and is then overwhelmed by end users and all their problems they never opened a ticket for.

Boss calls up desktop technician that has been missing for two hours.

Boss: Billy, where have you been?
Billy: I went out on to the floor to install that monitor and 5 other end users came to me with 12 other issues they never opened a ticket for.

Boss: oh Billy, Techjacked again.

techjacked by groovypucks February 7, 2019

tacojacked 

To order food at Taco Bell and have someone else claim it at the window, then disappear.

Dude, I got tacojacked last night. That bum must have been hungry.

tacojacked by uclafalcon June 30, 2004

tacojacked 

To be hoisted up into the air with your Mexican food item in your lap. You are tied up, beaten, and then the taco is removed from your possesion.

Unnamed patient: ...and then, when i was eleven, I was tacojacked by a gang of local eighth graders...man, they were SO big.
(sobs)
Dr. Willurd: You have touched a part in me; I, too, have felt the singeing pain of being the victim of tacojacking.

tacojacked by Kaity July 2, 2004

tacojacked 

have a taco and get it stolen

Dude i was tacojacked last night.

tacojacked by jim April 24, 2005

techfucked 

Permanent unemployment due to the usage of humanoid robots in the workplace

Bob: "Dude, I lost my job to some freaking humanoid robot!"
Otto: "I feel ya bro, I lost mine months ago and all these bots is making it harder"
Bob:"Damn, I think we're out the job market unless we can travel back in time"
Otto: "hahaha, dream on bud"
Bob: "I guess were both techfucked"

techfucked by Precogni90 October 27, 2014

techjack 

tech brat

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techjack by techbrathater May 24, 2024