Pregnant Breast. They are usually so large and full of milk that they are confused with two milk tankers driving on the freeway. If she's a black girl, then she carries around "chocolate" milk.
Hey Jenniqua (black girl), Those are some NICE milk tankers.... i betcha your little boy "Deshawn Malik" will enjoy that chocolate milk when he arrives... Do you need a CDL license to walk around with those things?
A person of the highest quality. Incomparable and unforgettable. Selfless. A Rare individual even among Rare individuals. Dedicated, Disciplined, Direct. Loves fiercely and unconditionally. See also, Mom Bomb
Thing 1 - Do you think this is good enough?
Thing 2 - It's almost up to the Takeysha standard. Keep trying though.