taintum' 

Instead of tea bagging you use your taint.

Man he had a real snaggle tooth I had to taintum'

taintum' by fourth and schlong July 27, 2010

Taitum 

One of the most amazingest, incrediblest person around. A terrific friend who will always be there no matter what. Love her to death!

Taitum is a best friend and a sister to me.

Taitum by Liz Blahh July 22, 2009

Taintus

The smell between a male's penis and asshole.

As I went deep down on Brad's sweaty hot throbbing shaft, I got a wafting aroma of Taintus.

Taintus by RandomGuy1010 May 10, 2015

Taitum 

A man hung like a horse who will destroy your insides but leave you begging for more, passionate yet rough you'll never be able to forget him as long as you live because if you lose him you'll always crave him.

I spent the night with taitum last night

Taitum by Shaved kitty September 30, 2021

Taitum 

Taitum is a semi cool girl and she is really into video games. She is completely dog shit at every game she plays and she finds fart jokes funny. That's all

Hey looks it's taitum she's a fucking loser

Taitum by Yomomma837263 November 23, 2021

Taintrum 

An lover's quarrel between brogrammer's, whilst in the the throws of a redvining sesh.

Roberta and Jimothy were banging away hard at the backend during their two-man hackathon. Jimothy abruptly announces that Roberta must “Taste it!”. Roberta quickly disputes the proclamation and has a little taintrum about Jimothy's antics, all the while maintaing taint contact during the emotional outburst.

Taintrum by Big Damage December 10, 2013

Tantum-dispiatolose 

(Også kalt: kronisk enveismas syndrom)
Symptomer: Mye informasjon (gjerne gjentakelse) om samme ting, under en lengre periode.
Eksempel: NRK under COVID-19

Gå til legen! Jeg tror du har Tantum-dispiatolose.
Hva kalte du det.
Tantum dispiatolose, men bare si Kronisk enveismas syndrom

Tantum-dispiatolose by The.swedish.norwegian March 21, 2020