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tardicus 

Someone who does or says really random, stupid things. Usually a tardicus will do those stupid things on a daily basis as if it were some type of habit or hobby. Also, a tardicus' absurd behavior will interupt your day. This word is taken from the word " 'tard" which comes from the word "retard" meaning "to slow down" (The -cus is just to add insult to injury and flair to the term).
victim#34:"Did you see that woman skipping through the food court singing the theme to "Hannah Montana"?
victim#35:"Yeah! she's really slowing my day down! SHE'S SUCH A TARDICUS!"
tardicus by mattievh March 7, 2008
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Tardicaca Shark 

The Tardicaca Shark is the deadliest freshwater shark in Colorado. A shark mating whistle can attract the shark from over two miles away. The Tardicaca Shark's penis is nine inches long. *Colorado Department of Wildlife
After Mimsy blew the shark mating whistle on dry land, Nathan was forced to mate with a Tardicaca Shark. Twice.
A beautiful man.
A truly truly truly beautiful man.
Hes truly beautiful.
his gems are truly beautiful. -Taric
Taric by AzureThien October 25, 2010

Tardictorian 

A person that has the lowest class rank in his or her class.
Bill ranked 532 out of his class of 532. Billy is a tardictorian.
Tardictorian by Easwim April 12, 2010

Tardiculous 

beyond dumb, ridiculously retarded.
Who came up with this quiz anyways? Its completely tardiculous!
Tardiculous by PandaIPA August 5, 2009
an absolute unit, one who is born out of steel and titanium. one who can not be stopped. the true killer of hitler. eats bullets as a snack. turned dinos into dust. a very dark man.
boi1- hey brother, did you see todrick earlier?
boi2- no what is that?
boi1- an absolute unit, brother
todrick by yeeter boi September 5, 2018