table 

An inanimate object that James Hetfield of Metallica claims to be.

I AM THE TABLE!

table by m3tallic4 October 16, 2012

Table 

1. Like a hard, I guess sometimes wood top with usually four legs coming off it.

Uh, let's go sit at that table.

Table by FangFortitude43 January 8, 2015

table 

a fuckin table

guy 1: i have a tabel
guy 2: how the fuck did you misspell table
guy fieri: guy fieri

table by sexualgrenade March 22, 2022

table 

A usually flat, horizontal surface, around which people often gather to smoke righteous ganja buds, and to throw their paraphernalia on afterwards, during, and before the action of said smoking. Another interesting and defining feature of tables, is their ability to prevent to loss of the items they hold: yes, if you're ever worried about some important document, or an intricate south asian glass figurine, just find a table to place it on and you;ll know exactly where it is when you next look for it!

Guy 1: "hey dude, im so baked, i can't find anything. where are the weed and intricate south asian glass figurines at?"

Guy 2: " bro, they're on the table. right were you left them."

table by landlove April 13, 2011

table 

a new way to call a girl with a small upper body

Yo bro, she's like a table. She doesn't have anything but legs.

table by weedoholic June 5, 2017

Table 

The thing my computer sits on as I'm writing this. Usually used to eat with friends and families, and at gatherings.

Family member 1: Hey where are we going to be eating?

Family member 2: At the dinner table.

Table by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 6, 2020

Table 

A place to have sex at.............SOMETIMES

Eat me like I’m a table

Table by Pnnis January 17, 2021