t-shirt 

Typical protective fabric covering of the fashionably lazy, so named for the T-shape it has when laid flat. T-shirts may be short- or long-sleeved and often feature witty phrases emblazoned in a variety of interesting and hard-to-read fonts.

He wore a T-Shirt and jeans, neither the worse for being stored carefully on his bedroom floor.

t-shirt by geekycat December 28, 2005

t-shirt 

Dangerous when wet

The girl had on a wet t-shirt and all I could think about was what I would do after we got it off.

t-shirt by dictionary April 9, 2003

T-shirt 

Used to wipe the cock after masturbation.

After a long intense masturbation, I put on a t-shirt.

T-shirt by C.M. Skirts May 26, 2008

T-shirt 

T-shirt: also know to women as a "catcher". This is a shirt often used by women after intercourse with their man at bedtime. The T-shirt is placed between the legs (usually from bikini line to butt crack). It works well and is better than sitting on the toilet "dripping" for 20 minutes after a long day.

"Baby, hand me your T-shirt and get me an after sex smoke."

opposite: Nanny's Wipes

T-shirt by whitetshirtclub February 4, 2010

T-shirt 

A shirt often worn when one is drinking tea, this definition dates back from early english explorers in africa in the late 1600's when these would be referred to as Tea-shirts. Later in the industral revolution, snotty urchins could not spell 'tea' so the word was shortened to Tea

I'll put the kettle on while you change into you T-shirt

T-shirt by Firerain January 11, 2004

T-shirt 

a lemony juicy type of assoreted catfish burritos that commits matricide at least 5 times a day in a row of 19 minute intervals when the couch grows tall on a wendsday when the rain is purple in Antartica when the temprature is 5 below your mom.

i just bought a t-shirt from the local drug dealer.

T-shirt by samoth July 3, 2007

t-shirt 

proper spelling of tshirt

one your wearing?

t-shirt by waffle October 2, 2003