synoptophobia 

The common fear of people with unibrows.

"AAAHHH!!! Get the unibrow away!!!"

"Dude, you're so synoptophobic"

synoptophobia by Briggs May 8, 2005

Scoptophobia 

Fear of being seen or stared at. Like a tween ten fold. Highly illogical, can only be subdued with something that covers the eyes.

*Sigh*
1:"What?"
2:"I want to take Beth to the prom with me..."
1:"Why don't you?"
2:"She doesn't like people looking at her."
2:"She has Scoptophobia!"
*Door Closes*
2:"I need someone to talk to me, I have Somniphobia! What if i fall asleep?!"

Scoptophobia by Friendly Neighborhood Dictator June 3, 2011