Swagonometry was invented by a very smart man named Jeffrey Lamar Williams, but was handed down to a man of equal brain power, Sir Jequeezy the Great. Jequeezy brought Swagonometry to the common day school curriculum and they are widely worshiped by everyone in the world.

Jeffrey: Take them boys to school, swagonometry
Jequeezy: 🔥🔥🔥

Swagonometry by Bob Marlboro III November 26, 2019

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swagging out

1. the act of being cooler than everyone in a specific place

2. eating food in a specific place

3. dancing in a condescending fashion

I just swagged out at the skate park!
OR
B word I be swagging out!

swagging out by George [Little Skooters] March 31, 2019

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Swagonometry

To ‘school someone’ means to show them how it’s done.You might not be able to teach people about academic subjects, like trigonometry, but you have a thing or two to show them about swag.

Take them to school ,Swagonometry

Swagonometry by Therealtriple_e October 28, 2015

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Swagonomics

1. The utilization of confidence in stride and manner in specific application of general fundraising, cash-getting, green harvesting, skrilla producing, or otherwise dough generating pursuits.

2. The study of the effects of highly confident and otherwise swagger-emanating individuals on the job market and company profits.

A: Damn, who is that guy strutting into The French Laundry in a tailored Boss suit with a fat wad of cash?

B: Some call em corporate ho's, but I'm fenna study up on some of that swagonomics and get me some paper, son.

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A confident smile, steady and cool movement, and an ability to act like you belong in any environment are crucial to the production of revenue, according to the Professors of Swagonomics at Yale.

Swagonomics by Crunktaculous November 18, 2011

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